Up on an IPO

So, it's three exams to go then I'm done with my education, at least for this semester. I should be reading right now but there's stuff on my mind I just can't figure out, like: how come the people whose business you least care about are the ones neck deep in yours? You'd think your life went on an IPO while you were sleeping! One day your are the mystery nobody could figure out, but the following day, some cunt thinks they have your entire life story.
In my few years of existence, I've come to discover various types of people who are pros on 'life IPOs':

the sample Diva
Don't let the name mislead you, this character isn't necessarily female. This is the idiot who thinks their life is perfection and humanity should aim  to live up to it. They always know what should be done and how it should be done.That guy/guy or chick who will interject into peoples conversations with a 'actually' or 'by the way' or 'ooh,but me I'. The fuck? Shut up bitch!

if I could I would
So this imbecile know what should be done but does not have the class, money, game or personality to get it done. Common phrases include 'I swear if it was me' or 'I would have'. There is a reason why it's you and not them so don't let it get to you. These are the guys who talk like they have the essence of life figured out, but when shit comes up, they crumble like cookies.

distributor general
Now this is the ass that would put spamming to shame. This guy comes to give you info that you would never need in a billion years, but for some retarded reason, they think it's of vital importance and the universe should know about it. These cunts usually go like 'hah! you've not heard?' or 'you people are behind!'. At the instance they start talking, you pray that a Greek god could come from the skies and stick a spear up their....

confirming-informer
This cockroach never knows whether shit is real or not, they go and deliver their suspicions to wanting ears so that the recipient can say something like, 'wow, I thought so too'. These guys are information scavengers, their lives are so boring that the only way they can be noticed is by being the source of the 'big story'. For some reason their tactics require a lot of Swahili for it to be effective, like 'aki mi naona ni kama nanii ana..' or 'vile inakaa...'.


To put this matter to rest, please mind your own shit. If something is lacking in yours, work for it and if you can't get it, accept your state. Cheers!

Why I'm I always the bad guy? Not that I'm lamenting, but just wondering if it is a price I'm willing to pay for always saying what is on my mind. Over the years, I've realised that that does not encourage friendship on my part. I'm therefore reduced to a small circle of friends,of which three of them are me,myself and I and the rest are variables. It feels so right knowing that you're being true to yourself without fear of rejection, well, atleast most of the time. How much should you compromise? Well unless it's to friends of a chick you're trying to bang, in which case it is very wise. If you're an extrovert like myself, there's a time that comes when everyone seems to gang up against you, and whatever stand you take at that moment in time, defines you. For me, I choose not to back down! I will look you in the eye and say, ''Ma'am, I mean no disrespect, but your cleavage looks rather awesome today.'' I'm not changing a thing about me, well, except for
a rump in the sack.

Lecturer's strike.

I should be busy coming up with a poem but I figured, "What the hell, it's just a blog right? Who cares what I write!" To those morons on social media saying that they are fortunate they are in private Unis because of all the striking business, screw you! That's like laughing at a guy with jiggers and you don't have legs. As far as statistics go, public Unis are at the front line and still get time to strike! What if they studied as 'hard' as you! Shut up and go back to your low quality education!

Passion

You bring me down to my knees,
Yet give hope to rise to my feet,
My mouth is dry I cannot speak,
Yet you give me words to what's within.

I hate you, I adore you!
When I feel you, I live,
When you leave me, I die,
I don't want you, I can't live without you.

my life

Slithering in slime of sloe,
Filled with dreams no more hopes,
With all the love that brings me hate,
With all the laughs that bring me tears,
and your hand in mine that brings me fear.

I will be true but I will lie,
I will be brave but I will cry,
I will be strong but I will grow weary,
I will live but I will die,
I'll hold on to joy who brings me pain.